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Published:June 12th, 2014 10:02 EST

John Busted After He Offers Undercover Vice Cop Salad in Return for Sex

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Short on cash, Alonzo Liverman,a 29-year-old Floridian allegedly offered to provide a salad to a prostitute in exchange for oral sex, according to cops.


Liverman was arrested Monday morning during a reverse sting that netted nine other men for soliciting a prostitute. The hookers in question were actually undercover Daytona Beach Police Department officers."

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It`s hard to determine if we should attribute Liverman`s arrest to his big Johnson or his pea-sized brain.

This amorous bicyclist should have realized that a desperate crack-whore prostitute will service a gentleman for $5, but never, ever for a salad. Drug dealers don`t operate under a barter system where you can exchange a Caesar salad for crack.

It`s hard to determine who`s more despicable: The undercover vice cop who doesn`t know jack about hookers, or the broke chump who is trolling for street walkers while riding a bike.

I don`t know if Liverman really had a salad, but he will be tossing plenty of salad in jail.

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