June 13th, 2014 11:41 EST
NASA Hopes to Launch Flying Saucer After Many Delays: Video
"NASA is getting ready to launch a `flying saucer` into Earth`s atmosphere to test technology that could be used to land on Mars.
For decades, NASA has depended on the same parachute design to slow spacecraft after they enter the Martian atmosphere. But it needs a larger and stronger parachute if it wants to land heavier objects and astronauts.
A balloon carrying the saucer-shaped vehicle is set to launch from Hawaii. Then the vehicle will ignite its rocket engine and climb to 34 miles. It will inflate a tube to slow itself down from supersonic speeds and unfurl a parachute for a water landing."
For decades there have been thousands of sightings of flying saucers all over the world, but all of them, without exception, have turned out to be Frisbees, Chinese lanterns, unusual cloud formations, swamp gas, conventional aircraft, stars, and the hallucinations of hillbillies drunk on moonshine.
Finally, thanks to NASA, we will have the privilege of witnessing the launch of a real flying saucer, and we won`t have to worry that aliens are onboard just dying for the chance to perform anal probes on us.
Residents of the island of Kauai in Hawaii will have the remarkable opportunity to witness a real flying saucer. I hope UFOlogists and MUFON investigators will travel to Hawaii to witness this remarkable event; it will be the only real flying saucer they will ever see.
A real flying saucer, how about that?
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