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Published:June 14th, 2014 10:07 EST
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Caught on Camera: Shoplifter Stuffs Lobster Tails Down Her Pants

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Orange City woman has been accused of trying to shoplift seven lobster tails from a Publix by stuffing them down her pants.

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The tails are priced at $11.99 apiece, so Nichole Reed was allegedly trying to swipe almost $84 worth of seafood."

UPI

Reed told cops she planned to swap the shellfish with a friend for some Chinese food, but she also said she might have attempted to trade the tails for a painkiller.

Reed doesn`t have the financial resources to afford lobster tails or even dinner at a Chinese food restaurant; she should live within her means and stick to the McDonald`s dollar menu.

The lobster tail-loving criminal couldn`t afford her bail, she she`s currently chowing down on bologna sandwiches in jail.

Take a peek at this loser`s mugshot; does she look like a lobster tail stealing low-life or what? I need a painkiller after looking at her photograph.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/13/Woman-is-caught-on-camera-trying-to-smuggle-7-lobster-tails-out-of-Publix-in-her-pants/9251402672952/#ixzz34cc4256j

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