June 16th, 2014 11:18 EST
Cops Find Weed Stashed Under Fat Man's Stomach Fat:Disgusting!
"Florida police made a big arrest on Friday after stopping a vehicle because the 450-pound passenger was not wearing a seatbelt.
A Volusia County Sheriff`s Office deputy noticed that 42-year-old Christopher Mitchell wasn`t wearing a seatbelt and pulled over the car, driven by Keithian Roberts, 38.
The deputy observed both men acting nervously and called for a drug-sniffing dog. According to police, Mitchell claimed he was too large to buckle the belt."
After the pooch indicated he smelled marijuana in the car, the cops searched both scumbags and the vehicle. They found 23 grams of marijuana hidden under Mitchell`s stomach fat. They also found a semi-automatic handgun, cocaine, and more than $7,000 stuffed in a sock. Mitchell is so freaking fat I`m surprised they didn`t find a mini-fridge stocked with 40-ounce bottles of malt liquor and a kitchen sink.
The next time you buy controlled substances from a street dealer, keep in mind they could have been stored in his belly fat, or in his rectum for that matter.
Mitchell, aka Biggie and Fat Boy was charged with possession of cannabis and cited for not wearing his seat belt. It`s not unusual for criminals to have more than one nickname; I`m sure the cops their own nickname for this stinking pile of human crap: Fat Idiot!
After Mitchell is released from jail he should be put through a meat grinder and his remains should be used to fertilizer a plot of marijuana.
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