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Published:June 17th, 2014 17:14 EST

Dude Facing Felony Charges After Throwing Drug-Stuffed Football into Prison

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Michigan man is getting sacked with felony charges after he allegedly tried to throw a drug-stuffed football into the yard of a state prison.


A prison officer allegedly saw Christen Moore attempt to throw a pigskin containing heroin, marijuana, tobacco, three cell phones and chargers into the yard of the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility in Jackson, Mich.

The ball didn`t make it into the exercise yard and landed between two fences. After the toss came up short, Moore was arrested."


This limp-wristed loser (reference to his lack of athletic skills not his sexual orientation), is going to be somebody`s wife in prison (yeah, that`s a gay-related joke, so sue me) before you can say " what a punk"  (punk is term that applies to gays and straights, in a prison environment it refers to a weak-willed inmate.)

Moore was charged with smuggling contraband to prisoners, and he`s going to get his butt whipped in prison for having such a weak arm.

I hope Moore at least smoked some of his stash of weed before stuffing it inside the football; it looks like it`s going to be a while before he enjoys the good life again.

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