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Published:June 23rd, 2014 12:46 EST
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Woman Injured in Porta-Potty Explosion: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Oregon woman was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries after she was hurt during a porta-potty explosion at a park in Aloha on Saturday.

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Kari Finch was in the portable restroom when a suspicious device exploded and caused her to injure the back of her head."

UPI

There is no truth to the rumor that Rosie O`Donnell was seen entering a porta-potty, and that she was heard farting up a storm shortly before the explosion.

In fact methane wasn`t the cause of the explosion; a suspicious device was left outside the portable toilet, two other devices exploded in mailboxes in the area.

The bomber obviously isn`t interested in causing real financial damage, or he wouldn`t be blowing up junk mail and crap.

Moral of this story: If you see a suspicious package outside a portable toilet or you see Rosie O`Donnell enter a porta-potty run for your life!


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/23/Porta-potty-explosion-in-Oregon-park-leads-to-woman-receiving-two-staples-in-her-head/2181403532901/#ixzz35TsoFjRF

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