June 24th, 2014 14:54 EST
Hillary Clinton: The Most Awkward Politician in American History: Video
Bill Clinton was born to be a politician, he loves making speeches, glad-handing, and kissing babies. Clinton thrives under the glare of the cameras; he`s an introvert who loves campaigning not only for himself and his wife, but even for the lesser lights of the Democratic Party. He`s handsome, and he may have the oily charm of a snake oil salesman, but folks still shove each other to get close enough to shake his hand.
Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, is not a natural politician, and only hardcore feminists find her attractive or compelling. If there`s one word that describes Hillary, it`s awkward. Everything about Hillary is awkward, from her sense of humor (such as it is), to her wardrobe to her interaction with others.
Hillary`s laugh is awkward, off-putting, and it erupts at the most incongruous and inopportune times. Hillary doesn`t laugh because she finds something hilarious or even amusing. Her laugh is a nervous tic; it`s a defensive mechanism when she can`t find the right answer to a hard question.
Hillary is the stereotypical lesbian who is always is awkward in social situations, and instead of debating whether the social situation requires her to wear an evening gown or a designer dress, she dons a pantsuit and calls it a day. I hope that one day there will be an out and proud gay or lesbian in the White House; we don`t have to settle for a repressed lesbian who is too cowardly to come out of the closet.
Hillary is the most awkward dancer in American politics, check out the video at the bottom of the page. If, God forbid, Hillary is elected president, let`s hope she skips all the inaugural balls.
Hillary is a most awkward politician: She has a shrill voice, a frumpy appearance, and little to no connection with an audience.
Let`s bury this awkward and contemptible politician before her campaign has a chance to take off.
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