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Published:June 27th, 2014 12:46 EST

Drunken Dude Tries to Break Into Ice Cream Stand While It's Open

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An intoxicated man who really wanted a snow cone had a little trouble when he allegedly tried to break into an Oklahoma City shop that sells the icy drinks.


Michael Donahue`s main problem was that the establishment was actually still open."


According to the terrified employee who was working at the ice cream stand, the suspect first attempted to break the door knob, and then he tried to break down the door.

This intoxicated moron either had a real craving for ice cream, or he wanted to break into the cash register and steal a few dollars for some cheap wine.

Donahue was charged with burglary, trespassing and public drunkenness.

If this sorry excuse for a human being drops an ice cream cone in jail, I highly recommend that he doesn`t pick it up.

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