June 30th, 2014 14:50 EST
Chinese Dude's Heart Ripped From His Chest: Fight Over Cup of Noodles
"A man has been killed after his still beating heart was pulled out of his chest and bit into by his attacker after a furious row over a bowl of noodles.
Yul Liao was savagely attacked following an argument with Bo Tuan, 29, who wanted to share his noodles.
When the 48-year-old victim refused, they started shouting at each other before Bo pulled out a knife and drew it across the other man`s throat."
The assailant sliced open the victim`s chest, pulled out his still beating hearting and took a bite out of it.
This kind of bloody mayhem would never happen in America, at least not over a bowl of noodles, over a bucket of fried chicken, maybe.
My heart is in my throat reading this bloody story, but at least it`s not in a maniac`s hand.
Dang, if some Chinese dude asks me for my Ramen cup of noodles I will present it to him on a freaking silver plate.