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Published:July 1st, 2014 16:20 EST

Woman, 56, Attacks Man, 25, for Turning Down Her Sexual Advances

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida 56-year-old woman was arrested after her 25-year-old friend told St. Lucie County Sheriff`s officers that she chased him around with a knife and cane after he rejected her sexual advances.


The man was hanging out with Elizabeth Highley at her home and drinking wine when she started to put the moves on him. According to the man, when he rejected her proposition, she "got angry and lost control.` "


When a dude is drunk he isn`t too choosy, he will sleep with anything wearing a skirt. A 25-year-old inebriated man won`t mind knocking boots with a 56-year-old broad as long as her diapers aren`t soiled. For this young gentleman to have turned down the advances of Highley, can mean only one thing: She looked like a zombie having a bad hair day.

Moral of this story: If an elderly woman asks a twenty-something man over her house for drinks, it can only mean that she wants to get her freak on.

Highley is facing a felony aggravated assault charge, and the young man is facing ridicule from his friends for hanging out with an old hag.

Elizabeth Highley`s mugshot:

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