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Published:July 4th, 2014 11:17 EST
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Outrage: University Offers Female Students Extra Credit for Not Shaving Their Armpits

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Female Arizona State University students can receive extra credit for defying social norms and refusing to shave for 10 weeks during the semester.

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Women and Gender Studies Professor Breanne Fahs, encourages her female students to cease shaving their underarms and legs during the semester and document their experiences in a journal."

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Male students can receive extra credit by shaving all body hair from the neck down. No self-respecting red-blooded American male would shave all his body hair, not even for a free university education.

A woman who doesn`t shave her underarms and legs is not only defying social norms, she`s denying and corrupting her femininity and offending our aesthetic sensibilities. If a female wants to defy social norms she should forego shaving her nether regions, that way only her partner will be creeped out.

Professor Breanna Fahs may have an ulterior motive for conducting her ungodly social experiment; I suspect she`s trying to bring her female students down to her level. Take a peek at a photo of the professor, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but she`s no beauty queen:

https://webapp4.asu.edu/directory/person/977917

A degree in Women and Gender Studies might qualify a student to be an intern for Hillary Clinton or Suze Orman, but it`s not worth much in the real world.

The wonders of a higher education: These young ladies attend college and learn not to shave their armpits or legs so they can resemble inbred hillbilly womenfolk who are too poor to afford razor blades.

Any male Arizona State University student who dates one of these hairy women should have his "man card" revoked.

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