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Published:July 5th, 2014 12:05 EST

Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Can't Promise He Won't Smoke Crack Again

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Crack-smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford said Friday that he won`t guarantee he will stay sober if he`s reelected, telling a radio show that people will just have to trust him.


Ford, who returned this week to City Council from two months in rehab, said in an interview on Newstalk 1010 that he can`t make promises about something over which he has  `no control.`"

The New York Daily News

Even if Toronto Mayor Rob Ford never smokes anything more dangerous than an unfiltered cigarette for the rest of his life he will forever be known as the " crack-smoking mayor", so he might as well smoke some crack.

Crack-smoking Mayor Rob Ford must be cracked if he really thinks he has " no control " over his penchant for smoking crack. Extraterrestrial aliens didn`t stick an anal-probe in his fat ass, and threaten to jam a bong there as well if he didn`t smoke crack. What ever happened to personal responsibility?

If Toronto voters re-elect the crack-smoking mayor I hope he burns down city hall while smoking crack.

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