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Published:July 6th, 2014 11:36 EST
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Climate Change Will Eradicate Ginger Kids from the Face of the Earth! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"REDHEADS could become extinct as Scotland gets sunnier, experts have claimed.

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The gene that causes red hair is thought to be an evolutionary response to the lack of sun in Scotland.

Redhead colouring allows people to get the maximum vitamin D from what little sun there is.

Only one to two per cent of the world`s population has red hair but in Scotland the figure is about 13 per cent, or 650,000 people."

Daily Record

Climate change doom and gloom prophets predict that the Earth will become searing hot like Venus, the poles will become saunas, and the rising oceans will swallow California and Florida.

Finally, climate change experts predict that global warming will have one benefit: It will wipe out the cursed Ginger Kids from the face of the Earth.

Even in Scotland where this cursed mutation thrives, you won`t find be a single red-headed bastard. Imagine a world without Lindsay Lohan, Carrot Top, Danny Bonaduce and Johnny Rotten.

I will gladly live in a world that`s hotter than hell, if it means that I will no longer be terrorized by Ginger Kids.

Read More:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/climate-change-could-make-red-3814089

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