July 6th, 2014 09:59 EST
Sheep-Abducting UFOs Terrorize Wales: Video!
"When it comes to latest flying saucer sightings reported to Welsh police, it seems ewe couldn`t make it up.
Because an alert about alien SHEEP abduction was among the calls about UFOs received by one force over the past four years.
Newly released data shows that a caller to Dyfed-Powys Police claimed they had seen sheep being taken on board an unidentified flying object from a field in Llanybydder, near Lampeter."
American newspapers are saturated with accounts of cattle mutilated or abducted by UFOs; in fact most folks think cows have only three purposes: Provide us with milk, to be tipped over my drunken teenagers, and to serve as guinea pigs for extraterrestrial beings.
But in Wales, it`s sheep not cows, that need to keep a wary eyes on the skies. Are these hapless lambs being led to the slaughter, or do our extraterrestrial friends only seek to shear the sheep for clothing?
Sheeple, Please! Wake up! Aliens from a galaxy far away don`t have any dastardly designs on our livestock. Our sheep and cattle are safe from alien predators! Be grateful that we live in a country where we are free to ruminate on cow-snatching aliens, nether-regions flashing celebs, Big Foot creatures run amuck, and other assorted tomfoolery.
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