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Published:July 10th, 2014 09:33 EST

This is What Britney Spears Sounds Without Auto-Tune! The End is Near!

By Robert Paul Reyes

A raw (no auto-tune) version of Britney Spears` Alien` was leaked online, and it`s got evangelical Christians predicting The Rapture must be right around the corner, Islamists calling for Jihad against Hollywood, and atheists convinced there` no God, but wondering if Satan is real.


The audio is pretty rough, and Spears` vocals are sketchy, it would be charitable to say they were noticeably off-key.

If a rough version of an Adele or Barbra Streisand song was leaked online and it sounded atrocious, I might don a white robe and wait for the end of the world. But let`s keep things in perspective, it`s Britney Spears we`re talking about.

Britney has never been more than a mediocre talent with a cute face, solid dance moves and a prodigious talent for courting controversy and publicity.

Let`s resist the calls to burn Britney at the stake; it`s just Britney being Britney. Chill out!

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