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Published:July 11th, 2014 11:20 EST

Lovely Lady With Heroin in her Car Pulls Over to do Semi-Nude Yoga

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Ocala, Fla., woman was arrested in the middle of a roadway where cops said they found her Wednesday doing yoga poses in her panties.


Michele Cernak, 51, was charged with multiple drug counts after Ocala Police Department officers responded to 911 calls.

Inside the vehicle, which was registered to Cernak, police found several bindles of heroin, a syringes, hydrocodone pills and a crack pipe. Cernak admitted she had just injected herself with heroin, cops said."

The New York Daily News

Yoga helps to release stress, it centers your soul, and it helps you achieve harmonic convergence with nature and your fellow human beings. Everyone should take a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday and engage in a few yoga exercises.

However, I don`t suggest that a woman get out of her vehicle, strip down to her panties and perform yoga poses in the middle of a roadway, especially if she has enough controlled substances in her car to satisfy the cravings of Lindsay Lohan.

Cernak told the police that she injected herself with heroin just before her impromptu yoga exhibition. Word to the wise: Smoking weed is more conducive to a meaningful yoga session, than injecting yourself with heroin.

Take a peek at Cernak`s mugshot; she certainly looks blissed out, not sure if it`s from the yoga or the drugs:

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