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Published:July 12th, 2014 10:30 EST

Woman Busted for Dealing Cocaine at a Bingo Hall

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A middle-aged Irish woman was arrested this week after allegedly dealing cocaine at a bingo hall.

Helen Heaphy appeared in court and was charged with possession of cocaine and having the illegal drug for sale or supply because of her alleged actions."



I wouldn`t be surprised if a woman was arrested for selling counterfeit bottles of Metamucil or Viagra at a bingo hall. The elderly folks who play bingo need all the help they can get to loosen their bowels and harden their rods.

But who would deal cocaine at a bingo hall? The senior citizens would mistake coke for talcum powder and they would sprinkle in on their adult diapers.

Heaphy was released on bail, on the condition that she not attend any more bingo events between now and her court case in September.

My guess is that Heaphy has learned her lesson, and will avoid bingo halls and sell cocaine at pool halls, bars and night clubs.

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