July 15th, 2014 14:16 EST
Lindsay Lohan May Move to London 'For Good'! God, Let's Hope So!
"Actress Lindsay Lohan says she will not miss any shows when she makes her West End debut in David Mamet`s Speed-The-Plow later this year.
The 28-year-old developed a reputation for being unreliable after her early career as a child star descended into alcohol abuse and a series of arrests.
But asked if she would be penalised for missing shows or rehearsals in London, she told the BBC: `That`s not going to happen. "
A leopard will change his spots, Chris Christi will become a Chippendale dancer, Obama will release his real Kenyan birth certificate, Britney Spears will be universally praised as the best singer of our time, and hell will freeze over before Lindsay Lohan demonstrates that she respects her craft well enough to show up on time for rehearsals for her new play.
LiLo has taken a few detours to rehab, but don`t be deceived by her claims of sobriety, she`s still a drug-taking, alcohol-abusing, drama-loving narcissistic spawn of Satan.
How dare the producers of " Speed the Plow" hire the troubled thespian, with her track record she should be starring in a porn flick not a legitimate play.
Lohan insists she is taking her new gig seriously, and she states she may even stay in London for good. We can only hope that Lohan will be seduced by the London nightlife so much that she will make the UK her permanent home.
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