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Published:July 16th, 2014 13:17 EST
Man Charged With 'Threatening' For Carving Watermelon In 'Passive-Aggressive' Manner

Man Charged With 'Threatening' For Carving Watermelon In 'Passive-Aggressive' Manner

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 49-year-old Connecticut man has been charged with threatening after his wife told police he stabbed and carved a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.


Thomaston Police Chief Jim Campbell said Carmine Cervellino`s wife originally went to police on July 4 to report finding marijuana and drugs in a toolbox at the house. The toolbox was not there when police responded and no charges were filed. 

When the woman later returned home, she found a watermelon on the counter with a butcher`s knife in it, police said. 

She told police that Cervellino came in soon after and carved the watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner, Campbell said."


Carmine Cervellino had every right to be upset with his wife, for a woman to narc on her own husband is simply unforgiveable. If I lived with such a controlling witch, I would keep a toolbox stuffed with marijuana, and a thermos full of cocaine.

When a man is arrested for " threatening" after carving a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner in front of his wife, you know there`s something rotten in Denmark.

I love me some watermelon, and I usually carve it with wanton zeal, but Carmine being a pothead carved it in a passive-aggressive manner.

Carmine is a laid-back dude who wouldn`t hurt a flea, but he needs to muster enough outrage to kick his evil wife to the curb.

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