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Published:July 18th, 2014 11:06 EST

Lady Drops Her Pants at Dick's Drive-In

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Seattle woman was arrested and booked into King County Jail for assault and harassment after she allegedly dropped her pants and made a scene at a Dick`s Drive-In location on Wednesday night.


The woman became upset and then allegedly tossed a condiment holder and a charity donation box at Dick`s employees. The unidentified woman also hit an employee in the arm."


According to the Seattle Police Department the unidentified woman performed a "very lewd act" in front of Dick`s Drive-In.

In defense of this woman let me point out that she wasn`t standing outside of a gourmet restaurant, if you`re inclined to perform a very lewd act might as well do it in front of a joint called "Dick`s Drive-In."

If you dine at a burger joint you don`t expect live professional entertainment, like a band or a stand-up comic. But you certainly don`t expect a lady to entertain the restaurant patrons by dropping her pants, performing a very lewd act, tossing a condiment holder and a charity donation box at the hard-working employees.

I prefer my burger and fries without drama.

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