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Published:July 21st, 2014 18:29 EST

Sheriff Gets Rid of Orange Jumpsuits Because They are too 'Cool'

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A sheriff at a Michigan jail is going to have his inmates start changing into stripes because all-orange jumpsuits are now viewed as cool.


Inmates at the Saginaw County Jail will now be wearing black-and-white stripes inside the facility."


Due to the phenomenal success of " Orange is the New Black" fashionistas rock orange jumpsuits in public, and since Saginaw County Jail inmates sometimes work in public, the sheriff doesn`t want anyone to be confused.

Nobody wears black-and white stripes jumpsuits in public, and if the public sees women wearing striped outfits in public while picking up trash, they will know they are inmates.

All-orange jumpsuits are cool and a real turn-on but if I made a pass at Red, or even Piper or Soso they would tear me a new a-hole. But if a nerdy girl dons an orange jumpsuit, I will be all over her like white on rice.

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