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Published:July 21st, 2014 16:29 EST
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Woman Shoplifts Vibrator, Hides it in Child's Stroller!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman who allegedly tried to steal a vibrator from the "love section` of a Spencer`s gift shop in South Carolina was foiled when a store employee spotted her stashing the device behind her child, who was seated in a stroller, police report.

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Misty Ann Lee, 38, was nabbed Friday afternoon inside the WestGate Mall in Spartanburg, according to a police report. She was cited for shoplifting and booked into the county jail (from which she was released late Friday evening)."

The Smoking Gun

It`s one thing to be caught with a smoking gun, it`s quite another to be caught with a vibrating vibrator.

Take a peek at Lee`s Mug shot (link at the bottom of the page) and you will have more than an inkling why she`s resorted to a mechanical device to satisfy her carnal urges.  

We can all understand Lee`s need to get her freak on, but she doesn`t have to steal or make her toddler an unwitting accessory to her crime.

A store detective confronted Lee in the store`s parking lot, and retrieved the stolen vibrator from the stroller. With the vibrator recovered the security employee allowed Lee to leave, but when she returned later the police were called.

Lee is a very determined woman, not to mention stupid and horny.

Obama has blessed the poor and needy with Obama Phones, he needs to give poor and horny women Obama Vibrators.

Lee`s mug shot:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/shoplifter-hid-vibrator-behind-child-576342

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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