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Published:July 25th, 2014 10:27 EST
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Man Goes in for Circumcision, Wakes Up to Discover Penis Missing! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Alabama man has filed a lawsuit alleging that a hospital amputated his penis instead of giving him a circumcision.

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According to the suit, the man went in for circumcision surgery in June and awoke to find that his penis had been amputated.

`When the plaintiff ... awoke from his aforesaid surgical procedure, his penis was amputated,` according to the lawsuit. The man claims he never gave consent for the complete or partial amputation of (his) penis.

The man claims he has suffered in myriad ways and his wife claims loss of consortium."

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The hapless gentleman went in for a routine circumcision, and when he woke up from the surgery he discovered that his penis has been amputated. This certainly gives new meaning to the Shakespearean expression "unkindest cut of all."

I was circumcised when I was an infant, if I had a say in the matter I would have yelled at the surgeon to keep the bloody scalpel away from my tiny wiener. It takes a man with a lot of balls and no brains to be circumcised as an adult.

The man claims he has suffered in myriad ways, no sh**! His wife claims loss of consortium, that`s a polite way of seeking she can no longer get her freak on, at least not with her husband.

I have written this essay with my legs crossed; I can`t imagine the hell this guy is going through, I hope he`s awarded a million bucks.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/07/24/Man-files-lawsuit-alleging-hospital-amputated-penis-instead-of-circumcision/9491406215933/#ixzz38UOe8LtS

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