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Published:July 26th, 2014 10:45 EST

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Won't Melt in the Sun! Boycott Walmart! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Last we checked, ice cream is supposed to melt if it isn`t kept chilled.

But Walmart`s store-brand ice cream sandwiches don`t even melt in the sun, according to a report from WCPO Cincinnati.


The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn`t fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports."

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You can bet your last dollar that Oprah Winfrey will sweat like a pig on hot day, Lindsay Lohan will flash her nether regions at a photographer, and an ice cream sandwich will melt if it`s left out in the hot sun.

Stop the presses, apparently a Walmart brand ice cream sandwich won`t melt in the sun. Does Walmart import their " Great Value" brand ice cream sandwiches from China? I wouldn`t be surprised if ice cream made in China has too much lead to melt even in searing heat.

Walmart ice cream sandwiches are a perfect treat for souls burning in hell, but I would strongly urge parents not to give them to their vulnerable children.

If fact I would recommend that nobody shop at Walmart, most of their shelves are stocked with dangerous products made by slave labor in China.

Word to the wise ...

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