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Published:July 27th, 2014 10:16 EST

Megan Fox: I Want to Join Expedition to Find Bigfoot

By Robert Paul Reyes

Bigfoot`s real, and I have confidence in myself that if I were ever to be taken out on an expedition, I would be the one to find Bigfoot.


Megan Fox

It`s geeks, social misfits and psychos, devoid of any social skills to engage in normal hobbies, who dedicate themselves to dubious pursuits like searching the skies for UFO`s and the woods for Bigfoot.

There are many shows on lower-tier cable stations dedicated to UFO`s, Bigfoot and other such tomfoolery, and their demographics are nerds, mental patients and inebriated hillbillies.

Bu if the History Channel produced a show about an expedition to find Bigfoot starring Megan Fox it would draw blockbuster ratings. Of course it wouldn`t hurt if Megan donned a camouflage hat, camouflage string bikini, and high heels instead of hiking boots.

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