July 31st, 2014 09:55 EST
Lindsay Lohan's Side Boob Pics Will Render You Comatose: Video
Lindsay Lohan has bombed as a singer and actress, that leaves only her slutty behavior and her strange attire as subjects for pontification.
LiLo`s side boob was the object of morbid fascination, as it ventured outside of her fluorescent yellow one-piece while she jet skied during her Spanish vacation.
I`m a boob man and I have a fine appreciation of cleavage, even the side boob variety. But there wasn`t anything even remotely sexy about LiLo`s side boob photographs that the paparazzi managed to snap.
Imagine Casper the Friendly Ghost, after a sex-change operation, rocking a one-piece bathing suit with his flaccid side boob hanging down all the way to his belly button.
Click to watch video of LiLo`s side boob, but please remember what is seen sometimes cannot be unseen:
Note: This video has been removed, most likely to prevent lawsuits from viewers who might be psychologically damaged by witnessing Lohan`s side boob. It`s all for the best, believe me you don`t want to see Lohan`s side boob pics.
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