Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:August 1st, 2014 10:02 EST
flipflops

Woman Wearing Flip-Flops Plunges to Death Over Cliff in Catskills

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities say a 23-year-old woman trying to take a picture by the edge of a cliff in the Catskill Mountains died after falling more than 150 feet.

flipflops

The State Police say that Ariana Bedka of Wappingers Falls lost her footing at the edge of a cliff on top of Kaaterskill Falls at about 7:15 p.m. Tuesday.

Bedka was wearing flip flops and lost her footing on loose stones and dirt causing her to fall approximately 180 feet."

MyFoxNY.Com

Flip-flops are aesthetically hideous open-toed sandals worn by denizens of trailer parks, Walmart shoppers, rednecks frolicking on the beach, and other assorted riff-raff.

The name of the sandals (flip-flops) implies that they are hazardous to your safety, and that you are prone to flip and flop if you wear them.

Wappingers Falls` sole claim to fame was that it`s the birthplace of the moral degenerate Tawana Brawley, now it will also be known as the birthplace of Moron of the Century Ariana Bedka.

Anybody who wears flip-flops while taking a photograph at the edge of a cliff deserves to flip flop over and die.

Read More:

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26163154/woman-plunges-to-death-over-cliff-in-catskills

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

robertpaulreyes@gmail.com

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes