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Published:August 2nd, 2014 11:56 EST

Woman Poops in Front of Walgreens After Being Accused of Shoplifting

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Cleveland woman allegedly tried to steal items from a South Euclid store and then defecated on the floor when confronted by employees on July 29. 


The manager told police that he allegedly saw the suspect, identified as Sandra L. Thomas, 51, place shampoo, soap and toothpaste into a shopping bag and exit the store without paying. In the parking lot he asked Thomas for her receipt, which she could not find. 

The manager brought Thomas back into the store and told her that he was calling police."

The News-Herald 

When the store manager accused Thomas of shoplifting the sh** hit the fan, or at least it hit the floor. The indignant Thomas reacted to being accused of shoplifting by defecating on the floor.

Certainly taking a dump on the floor proves that her moral character is solid, and that she would never resort to stealing.

Thomas was charged with theft and disorderly conduct. I hope she spends at least a month in jail, and is sentenced to community service cleaning public restrooms.

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