August 7th, 2014 10:24 EST
Teacher Shows Up for First Day of School: Drunk and Pantless! Video!
"A newly-hired teacher was found intoxicated and not wearing any pants inside an Oklahoma high school classroom on her first day of work, according to Wagoner police.
Police arrested Lorie Hill after two Wagoner High School teachers found her intoxicated and without pants in an empty classroom she was claiming to be her own. Recently hired by Wagoner Public Schools, Hill was reporting for her first day on the job as all teachers were also returning for their first day back in school from summer break."
I`d rather work as a correctional officer in a Supermax federal prison than be employed as a public school teacher.
I certainly understand teachers resorting to alcohol or controlled substances to help them cope with their young felonious charges.
But there`s no excuse for getting rip-roaring drunk on your first day of school.
It remains unclear what kind of disciplinary action Hill will face as a result of her debauchery, but I`m hoping she will get fired. Hill needs to find an easier way to earn a living: Clearing mines in a warzone, working as a rodeo clown or a high rise window washer.
For all you teen pervs thinking of Googling " Lorie Hill" hoping to find pics of a hot babe clad only in thongs, let me save you the trouble. Here`s her mug shot, does she or does she not look like a Cabbage Patch Doll on crack?
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