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Published:August 8th, 2014 09:48 EST
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Naked Man Brandishing Leaf Blower Terrorizes Neighbors

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Massachusetts homeowner was arrested Monday for open and gross lewdness after passing motorists spotted him--leaf blower in hand--doing yard work in the nude, according to cops.

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As Richard Capra, 69, worked on the curb appeal of his Shrewsbury home, several vehicles were slowing down taking photographs, according to the Shrewsbury Police Department."

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According to the arresting officers Capra was intoxicated and belligerent, it`s a good thing he was brandishing a leaf blower and not a weed whacker.

I have a neighbor who wakes me up at least twice a month with his leaf blower, if he used his ungodly contraption at a civilized hour I could care less if he was as naked as a newborn baby.

Capra is unclear on the concept of " curb appeal "; a decrepit 69-year-old man standing naked in front of his house isn`t going to enhance the curb appeal.

Capra was arrested on a misdemeanor charge; unfortunately he`s free now on bail.

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