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Published:August 12th, 2014 13:57 EST
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Woman Pummels Victim Over Too-Short Shorts

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Alicia Rae Hanson, 25, took offense to the tiny bottoms worn by the girlfriend of an employee at a tree service company`s barbecue in June and sucker-punched and beat the woman, prosecutors allege. She`s charged with second-degree assault for the attack, which left the alleged victim with broken bones in her face and her hair extensions yanked out."

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New York Daily News

A barbecue is an excellent place and time for a hot woman to don some short shorts: Barbecue ribs, beer and women frolicking in short shorts; it doesn`t get any better than that.

Only a jealous woman would have a problem with another woman wearing short shorts. Hanson should have told the short shorts-clad lady You Go Girl " and enjoyed the employee picnic.

However hair extensions are an ungodly abomination, and I don`t blame Hanson for pulling them out.

I don`t care how hot a woman may be, she can wear short shorts, but there`s no excuse for wearing hair extensions.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/wash-woman-pummels-victim-short-shorts-prosecutors-article-1.1899774#ixzz3ACVMPTZF

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