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Published:August 13th, 2014 12:45 EST

Dude Calls Cops to Report Chicken Crossing a Road: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Oregon resident called non-emergency dispatchers to report that there was a chicken crossing the road in Linnton and slowing traffic because it was taking too long to get to the other side."



Granted a chicken crossing the road is most likely jaywalking, however this doesn`t fall under the purview of the police.

If you see a chicken crossing the road you should contact a theologian or a philosopher, only they are qualified to ponder all the metaphysical implications and ramifications of a chicken crossing the road.

Or you can call a redneck and he will race to the scene on his pickup and kill the damn thing, and eat it for dinner.

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