August 13th, 2014 12:45 EST
Dude Calls Cops to Report Chicken Crossing a Road: Video
"An Oregon resident called non-emergency dispatchers to report that there was a chicken crossing the road in Linnton and slowing traffic because it was taking too long to get to the other side."
Granted a chicken crossing the road is most likely jaywalking, however this doesn`t fall under the purview of the police.
If you see a chicken crossing the road you should contact a theologian or a philosopher, only they are qualified to ponder all the metaphysical implications and ramifications of a chicken crossing the road.
Or you can call a redneck and he will race to the scene on his pickup and kill the damn thing, and eat it for dinner.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/08/13/Oregon-police-deal-with-report-of-chicken-crossing-the-road/3491407933638/#ixzz3AHqvtfNU
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