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Published:August 15th, 2014 11:26 EST

Arizona Teacher Drunk as a Skunk at School: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A teacher at Poston Butte High School in San Tan Valley was cited Wednesday after she showed up to school intoxicated, authorities said.


Kathleen Jardine, a 57-year-old math teacher, blew a 0.205 on a breathalyzer test after officials arrived at the school. "

AZ Central

A school security officer searched Jardine`s purse and discovered a half-full bottle of vodka, orange juice and an empty single-serving bottle of wine. This alcoholic teacher had everything in her purse except the kitchen sink and a keg of beer.

I couldn`t face a classroom of high school kids unless I was fortified with alcohol or mellowed-out with weed, but I had enough sense not to choose teaching as my profession.

This is not the first time Jardine has been intoxicated in the classroom. This is not a three times and you`re out situation, any teacher who shows up drunk in the classroom, should have her teaching credentials immediately revoked.

Jardine teaches math, can you image trying to learn math from a teacher who is so drunk she doesn`t know a fraction from her rear end?

Judging from her mug shot, Jardine has pure alcohol flowing in her veins! I`m no Boy Scout, but I look at least 20 years younger than Jardine, even though we are the same age.

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