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Published:August 22nd, 2014 11:42 EST

Lady Beats Man Bloody After He Farts on Her Face!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A South Carolina man`s drunken flatulence earned him a swollen right eye after he allegedly passed gas on a woman`s face.
Jessica Cerney was allegedly sleeping on her couch in Myrtle Beach Monday night when the gassy offender stumbled into the home intoxicated and crudely ripped one in her face."
New York Daily News
Flatulence-prone 64-year-old Darrell McKnight wasn`t a burglar or a trespasser, he was an acquaintance, but there`s no excuse for farting on the face of a sleeping beauty.
Cerney, 33, was justified in punching McKnight in the face, and for good measure she should have stopped up his farting butt by kicking him in the ass.
This is a clear-cut case of self-defense; the drunken fool attacked the young woman with a deadly and stinky weapon.
McKnight would be well-advised to take some medication for his farting problem, if he farts on the face of his cellmate he`s likely to be killed.