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Published:August 29th, 2014 17:53 EST

Stripper Mom of Missing Child Tells Cops: I Have to Get Up on Stage!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 29-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday after police say she hung up on a deputy who was trying to find her missing daughter.

The Pasco Sheriff`s deputy said he was notified by the woman`s grandmother that the 10-year-old girl did not return home from a bar-be-que up the street. The deputy said Bobbey Jo Boucher left her daughter at the bar-be-que as she went to work.
The deputy contacted Boucher on the phone while she was at work at Calendar Girls strip club and she told him she was the last person who saw her daughter. While he was trying to gather information on her daughter so he could file a missing child report, Boucher told him, `I have to get on stage,` and hung up the phone."
A whore with a heart of gold is a mythological creature found only in pulp fiction novels and B movies. In real life a whore`s heart is as disgusting as her feces-encrusted g-string.
But apparently there are strippers with a solid Protestant work ethic; Bobbey Jo Boucher wouldn`t let a cop trying to gather information on her missing daughter distract her from getting up on stage and getting her freak on.
Boucher will never be nominated for "Mother of the Year", but she would make a good wife for a gentleman who isn`t too discriminating. She would make sure her man`s refrigerator is always well stocked with beer, and his vehicle always full of gas.
Boucher was arrested for resisting an officer and obstruction, trumped up charges if you ask me; she was only trying to earn an honest living.