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Published:September 6th, 2014 18:01 EST

Taco Bell Tests Breakfast Biscuit Tacos! Culinary Abomination Straight From the Pit of Hell!

By Robert Paul Reyes


Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos have been a phenomenal success, and now Taco Bell is hoping that they have a new hit with the new Taco Bell breakfast biscuit taco.



I love me some Taco Bell tacos for lunch or dinner, the taco shell is crunchy (like God intended), and the fake ground beef is delicious.


But the new breakfast biscuit taco is an idea conceived in hell, and it`s destined to bomb.


It`s OK to think outside the box, but don`t use your rear end to think. What were the Taco Bell brainiacs smoking when they created a foldable version of bread that tends to crumble and fall apart easily and then stuff it with breakfast staples?


The Breakfast of Champions? I think not! Using a biscuit for a taco shell makes as much sense as using a cotton ball to wipe your behind after dining at Taco Bell.


Biscuit breakfast tacos are currently being tested in Southern California.  I hope that the Taco Bell restaurants that are testing the biscuit tacos have extra toilet paper rolls in their bathrooms.