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Published:September 10th, 2014 12:13 EST

Grandma Quilts Giant Penises

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A grandmother whose time working at a sex toy factory inspired her to quilt giant penises is displaying her work at the University of Missouri-Kansas City.


Holly Stewart, whose gallery show was partially funded by a Kickstarter campaign, said the pieces on display in her "Holly Polyester: Local Grandmother Quilts Giant Penises` gallery show combine her love of crafting with her fascination with the subject matter."


We all have a grandma who lovingly devotes much of her free time to making quilts that she presents to us on Christmas.

Sure we`d much rather get a Smartphone or a TV, but we appreciate her thoughtful gift. After all isn`t that what grandmas spend all of their time doing: Quilting stuff, soiling their diapers and baking cookies?

Meet Holly Stewart, she ain`t your father`s grandma, she worked at a sex toy factory and the freaky old lady quilts giant penises.

I don`t want to seem crude or insensitive, but if this old hag got laid she wouldn`t be quilting giant penises.

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