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Published:September 10th, 2014 10:46 EST

Kris Jenner and her Unholy Offspring Receive Death Threats

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Kardashian family matriarch Kris Jenner has reportedly decided to increase security at her Hidden Hills home after receiving multiple death threats directed toward her and daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner."



Kris Jenner, her estranged husband Bruce Jenner, their daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and their son Rob Kardashian are an abomination, anathema, and an affront to democracy and everything that`s good and decent in the world.

If the Almighty hurled a thunderbolt that instantaneously incinerated this degenerate family, even atheists and agnostics would bow down before Him.

I would be a hypocrite if I pretended to be upset about the death threats directed at the Kardashian Klan, they represent everything that is wrong and sinister about America.

I will not recite the litany of sins committed by the Kardashians; every upright citizen should already be convinced they are a cancerous tumor that needs to be excised.

I wish the Angel of Death would visit every home that watches any of the Kardashians` reality shows. Every time one of the Kardashians steps outside of their mansion they should be heaped with scorn and ridicule.

No violence, just demonstrate that a civil society will not tolerate their presence.