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Published:September 13th, 2014 11:28 EST

Acer Introduces Selfie Sombrero! The End is Near! Selfie-Hat an Abomination!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Snapping the perfect selfie can be a strenuous ordeal. Thankfully, Acer`s debuted a revolutionary contraption that`s way more functional  and not to mention wildly stylish   than even a selfie stick.


In honor of London`s Fashion Week, the tech company teamed up with designer Christian Cowan-Sanluis to create what they claim is the world`s first Selfie-Hat.

Glittery and hot pink, the revolving sombrero spins 360-degrees and has an integrated Acer Iconia A1-840 tablet which enables struggling selfie takers to find their best angle, the company`s Facebook page says."


Selfies are the most pernicious threat to our great democracy; this fad threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society.

Snapping a selfie is the epitome of vanity and self-obsession; I wish every moron who takes a selfie should immediately be struck blind.

People who take selfies crave attention  -- nothing is guaranteed to garner attention more than wearing a hot pink sombrero with an attached tablet. I predict the Selfie-Hat will be a huge hit.

If I were the President of the United States I would unleash hundreds of drones to target people wearing Selfie-Hats.