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Published:September 16th, 2014 11:58 EST
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Homeless Bum Avoids Sleeping on the Streets by Seducing Women to Take Him Home: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New York homeless man said he avoids having to sleep on the pavement by getting women to take him home with them.

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Joe, 26, a Boston native who said his mother threw him out when she found his drug stash, said he can make up to $150 panhandling on the streets of Manhattan in a given day, but he spends most of his money on keeping up his appearances -- as well as on drugs and booze."

UPI

Joe is young, handsome and healthy; he`d have no problem exploiting his good looks to get a decent job. But Joe is a scumbag lazy loser who prefers to panhandle and sleep on the streets of Manhattan.

Joe was living at home until his mother discovered his drug stash, and she kicked him to the curb.

Joe claims that at least three nights a week he sleeps in a comfortable bed by picking up random women on the street.

If there`s a God in heaven, the women who pick up this lazy bum will get an SDT.

Dude you ain`t gonna stay young and handsome forever, turn over a new leaf before it`s too late.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/09/16/Homeless-man-gets-women-to-take-him-home/3291410869318/#ixzz3DUSPNHff

 

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