September 22nd, 2014 18:05 EST
Drunken Hunter Fights Crocodile: Bad News Croc Loses!
"An Australian hunter says having a few drinks definitely helped when he had to fight off a crocodile.
Stephen Moreen, 20, was throwing back a few beers while goose hunting when he was dragged underwater by a 6-foot croc.
Some quick - and apparently inebriated - thinking led him to poke the monster in the eye... and it let him go!
Moreen`s cousin apparently shot the animal and the two went back to drinking while they waited for an ambulance."
It`s a miracle the inebriated clowns didn`t shoot any innocent bystanders.
Two drunken fools go hunting: One dead goose, one dead alligator, and the fools survive to kill more wildlife? There`s something rotten in Denmark and in Australia.
The only way this story can have any meaning is if Moreen suffers excruciating pain from the wounds he suffered after the alcohol wears off, otherwise it`s just another example of the absurdity and meaninglessness of life.
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