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Published:October 1st, 2014 12:22 EST

10,000 Pigeons Get 'Anal Security Check' in China

By Robert Paul Reyes

"As China`s National Day dawned the 65th anniversary of the founding of the People`s Republic in 1949  this tweet from People`s Daily, the Communist Party`s flagship newspaper, suggested how far the state was prepared to go to ensure security:


10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects Tue, ready to be released on National Day on Wed."

The New York Times

Chinese communist birdbrains believe the birds may be weaponized, but the only real problem is thousands of pigeons crapping on millions of celebrants.

Think you have a crappy job; imagine checking the rectums of thousands of pigeons for explosives. Very few of us have to put up with that much crap at work.

You may think the Chinese are completely bonkers, but I wouldn`t be surprised if the TSA will one day be checking our rectums for explosives.

ISIS didn`t pose an existential threat to the United States, it didn`t pose any real threat to us, at least not until we declared war on them. In order to hype the Obama`s war against ISIS, don`t be surprised if searches at American airports become a hell of a lot more invasive.

Damn the paranoid Chinese and damn the inept, ineffectual, corrupt  and warmongering Obama straight to hell.

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