October 6th, 2014 11:07 EST
Woman Hides Heroin Under Her Prosthetic Butt
"A Massachusetts woman is facing narcotics charges after police discovered heroin and painkillers hidden underneath a prosthetic derriÃ¨re enhancement that the suspect told cops she wore because, `I don`t have a butt.`
Following a traffic stop last month in Buzzards Bay, police arrested Jill Roy, 33, when a bag containing various pills fell from her pants leg as she was standing near a patrol car, according to a police report."
The Smoking Gun
Talk about a woman having junk in her trunk ...
Some women who don`t have a nice butt are blessed with an attractive face, but Jill Roy is butt-ugly.
Some folks may think I shouldn`t criticize a woman`s physical appearance, but if she traffics in hard-core drugs, and her mug shot goes viral online -- she`s fair game.
This perp has a rap sheet longer than her arm; I hope the criminal justice system is tougher on her than I was.
Pic of the butt-challenged criminal: