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Published:October 13th, 2014 13:26 EST

Evil Clown Terrorizes Wasco: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A clown seen wandering the streets of a California city has some people scared and others getting into the Halloween spirit.


Residents of Wasco said there have been several sightings of the Wasco Clown, as the clown is known on social media, since he was first spotted Oct. 1."


An evil clown ...  wait is that redundant or an oxymoron? Anyway an evil clown has been terrorizing the citizens of Wasco since Oct. 1.

The Wasco Chamber of Commerce should hire the Mafia to snuff out this evil clown. I don`t know anything about Wasco, but I know that I don`t want to visit any town that`s being terrorized by a scary clown.

I realize Halloween is right around the corner, but clowns scare the Bejesus out of me. I don`t mind going out on a  date with a vampire, bowling with a zombie or becoming a pen pal with a serial killer, but I`m going to give a wide berth to any clown I meet.

God save the citizens of Wasco!

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