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Published:October 29th, 2014 12:49 EST

Women's Equality Takes a Holiday on Halloween! Women Must Dress Sexy on Halloween!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Everyone dresses up for Halloween: Adorable infants are pumpkins and angels, children are witches, ghouls and clowns, even pets get into the action, my cat Tico`s costume includes a jaunty hat that`s earned him a lot of kisses and hugs, mostly from me.


Adult males get to live out their fantasies for one day as Superman, Spiderman and other superheroes, and females are sexy cops, sexy maids, sexy physicians, sexy cheerleaders, sexy flight attendants, sexy nuns, sexy mermaids, sexy accountants  ... (You get the picture!)

If a woman`s costume doesn`t display ample cleavage and long naked legs, she`s not going to be a hit on Halloween.

Females shouldn`t even mention words like "objectification " or "exploitation " on this most sacred of days, Halloween is all about females dressing like sex objects.

Women get with the program and sex it up for Halloween. You can still strike a blow for female empowerment by dressing like a judge; of course you won`t look like Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg or Judge Judy. A female`s Halloween judge costume must include a translucent black robe, black thongs, a black garter belt,  black thigh high stockings, stiletto heels and instead of a gavel she will be brandishing a whip.

Happy Halloween to all my readers!

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