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Published:October 31st, 2014 14:33 EST
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Fridge-raiding Teletubbie Charged with Burglary: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Pennsylvania said a man who dressed as the yellow Teletubbie and broke into a friend`s home for leftover Chinese food has been charged with burglary.

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Bethlehem police said Lehigh University student Terez Owens Jr., 20, was dressed as Laa-Laa, the yellow Teletubbie, when he allegedly broke into a friend`s house about 2 a.m. Sunday and filled his man purse with leftover Chinese food from the refrigerator."

UPI

Owens doesn`t normally dress up as a Teletubbie; he was in costume for a Halloween party he was planning on attending later that night.

The larcenous Teletubbie was released when the victim initially declined to press charges, but he was later charged with burglary.

If a friend of mine dressed as a Teletubbie breaks into my house and raids my refrigerator, not only will I press charges, but I will go Medieval on his butt.

I have no tolerance for Teletubbies who are the epitome of the banality of evil, and even less for clueless friends.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/30/Fridge-raiding-Teletubbie-charged-with-burglary/1641414681317/#ixzz3HkREp2VH


 

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