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Published:November 2nd, 2014 10:31 EST

Dude Tried to Steal Chainsaw By Hiding it Under His Shirt

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Port St. Lucie man is under arrest after police say he attempted to steal a chainsaw by placing it under his shirt and walking out of a local lawn equipment store.


According to Port St. Lucie Police, Anthony Brian Ballard is facing a charge of grand theft.

Investigators then said Ballard got onto a stolen bicycle and fled from the area."


Ballard failed Shoplifting 101:

Steal items that are easy to conceal and easy to sell, and have a reliable getaway vehicle.

This moron needs to consider an easier line of crime: Stealing candy from a baby.

Ballard was caught by a store employee who held him in custody until the cops arrived. If this dude allows a store clerk to hold him in custody, just imagine how the jailbirds will treat him.

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