November 2nd, 2014 10:31 EST
Dude Tried to Steal Chainsaw By Hiding it Under His Shirt
"A Port St. Lucie man is under arrest after police say he attempted to steal a chainsaw by placing it under his shirt and walking out of a local lawn equipment store.
According to Port St. Lucie Police, Anthony Brian Ballard is facing a charge of grand theft.
Investigators then said Ballard got onto a stolen bicycle and fled from the area."
Ballard failed Shoplifting 101:
Steal items that are easy to conceal and easy to sell, and have a reliable getaway vehicle.
This moron needs to consider an easier line of crime: Stealing candy from a baby.
Ballard was caught by a store employee who held him in custody until the cops arrived. If this dude allows a store clerk to hold him in custody, just imagine how the jailbirds will treat him.