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Published:November 2nd, 2014 09:10 EST
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Fat Dude Robs 4 Subways in 4 Days Because 'Jared Diet' Didn't Work: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Fairfield man who is accused of robbing Subway restaurants said he did it because the Jared diet didn`t work for him, so he wanted his money back.

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According to the Hueytown Police Department, a citizen saw the surveillance video of the robbery on Facebook and recognized the suspect shopping in the Huyetown Walmart.

Hueytown police found the suspect and noticed he was an exact match of the suspect, even wearing the same clothes and shoes as the robbery suspect."

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Zachary Torrance has " loser" written all over him: He robs fast food restaurants, wears the same clothes every day, shops at Walmart, he`s a fat slob, and he has a cabbage for a brain.

Losing weight is the least of this dude`s problems; he should focus his energy on learning a trade so he can give up his life of crime.

Take a gander at Zach`s mug shot, especially his eyes: It appears he`s hallucinating Jared twerking and munching on a Subway sandwich:

http://www.wjbf.com/story/27177270/subway-robber-told-authorities-jared-diet-didnt-work-for-him

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