November 6th, 2014 10:06 EST
Dude's 'Drugs Test Trick' Foiled by Pregnancy
"An Egyptian bus driver who tried to avoid a drugs test by using his wife`s urine has been busted after it turned out his wife was pregnant, it`s reported.
The man had been selected for a standard drugs test along with other public bus drivers, but did not submit his own urine sample, instead using his wife`s. What he didn`t know was that his wife was two months pregnant. Before revealing the news, officials asked the driver to confirm the sample was in fact his own. After the driver said it was, the officials reportedly responded: Congratulations, you`re pregnant."
The Egyptian bus driver is fortunate Egypt is a military dictatorship and not an Islamic theocracy, or his Johnson would have been cut off.
This bus driver is clueless; I bet his wife hadn`t told him she`s pregnant because he`s not the father.
Should this dude be happy to discover his wife is pregnant or upset at being fired for trying to fool a drug test? In other words is he now getting high to celebrate his wife`s pregnancy or to cope with being unemployed?