Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:November 7th, 2014 00:33 EST
terrorist

Al-Qaida Leader Featured in Hair Removal Ad

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Turkish company apologized for using an al-Qaida leader`s photo to sell hair removal products, saying officials did not recognize the terrorist.


The cosmetics firm, Epila, said officials did not know the photo used in the advertisement for a hair removal product depicted al-Qaida leader Khalid Sheikh Mohammed shortly after his 2003 capture.
terrorist
"
`Waiting won`t get rid of that hair!` the ad reads in Turkish."

UPI

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was identified as the principal architect of the 9/11 attacks by the 911 Commission Report. His beast-like image is all over the Internet, but the cosmetics firm claims they didn`t know he was a terrorist. Yeah, right and I had no idea Lindsay Lohan was a talentless skank. 

Mohammed is in dire need of a hair removal product, but he doesn`t deserve a product that claims to be painless. Here`s a few ideas of how every hair in this animal`s body should be removed:

By a blowtorch

By sandpaper -- very coarse sandpaper

Using a very dull razor blade, say a razor blade that Rosie O`Donnell just used to shave her legs, rear end, armpits, stomach and face. 

He should be stripped naked, completely covered with duct tape, and then have it yanked off.

Full body Brazilian wax treatment. 

Have his body hair plucked one at a time by an obsessive-compulsive freak.

Read More: